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Sunday, October 4, 2015

Hey, Gunowners, do you realize...

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Hey gun owners, do you realize that statistically 6,750 of you reading this will be dead by self-inflicted gunshots by New Year's Eve? Furthermore, 27,000 of you will have bit the Big One by this date a year from now. Sadly, you actually know who you are. This is not the first time you have thought about it. Now it the time to ditch your guns. Don't make it so easy. Tell your friends and family that you are ditching them. Then do it.

Unlike the M*A*S*H movie theme, suicide is NOT painless. It leaves dozens of friends and family who will feel the pain that you think will not exist. Ditch the gun and proclaim your freedom.